Boooooring!

That’s the most I can say about last night’s Apprentice Finale.  I’m glad they didn’t ask Regis Philbin to turn it into another talk show, but it was 30 minutes filler and 29 minutes commercial.  The only thing deserving our attention was the part where Trump said “You’re Hired!”, which lasted the whole 2 seconds.  There’s no twist, no build-up, nothing.  I thought Trump would blindside us by hiring Tana, but nope!  Talk about a poor excuse for an extra episode!

Then again, the whole thing is a sham anyway, as the Apprentice really does engage more with the media than doing real work.  Trump has been quoted in Newsweek as having said, “It’s a little bit too much to ask someone to be the president of a $800 million building when they haven’t had that kind of experience”.

So does it really matter who gets hired?  Trump should have hired them both.  At least that’ll give the audience something to talk about.