In the latest round of American Idol elimination, Anwar bites the dust. The event was quite emotional, as my significant other shed a tear to his departure from the show, then proceeds to chew me out for causing this “fiasco”. Apparently I didn’t cast enough votes for her “Anwar” Tuesday night–that I only casted, oh, 250 votes for Anwar (that’s 6 seconds per vote lasting about 25 minutes), not counting the dual-hand cell phone dialing action prior to that. Then she vows never to watch American Idol again. Oh that’ll be the day!
Moving forward, I urge all of you to vote for Vonzell. Sure, I used to be a Carrie supporter, but lately her performances have been quite insipid, especially all her moves–all one of them, the wiggling of her heinies.
There are four must-have qualities for the next American Idol: Star Appearance, Vocal Quality, Stage Presence, and Audience Appeal. Scott and Anthony are eliminated for vocal quality, and Bo Bice for appeal. That leaves us with Vonzelle, Carrie, and Constantine. All the screen time for Constantine has catapulted him beyond what he deserves, as all the crazed voters, who can’t distinguish between on-key and off-pitch, call for Constantine just because of the sentimental influence of the garage scene. That leaves Carrie and Vonzelle. Carrie has that Star appearance and definitely the vocal fidelity, but possessing just one and only one move just kills me. On the other hand, Vonzelle’s got it all. Her vocal range exceeds Whitney Huston, her appearance is… acceptable, but her choreography is impeccable! Have you witnessed the hundreds of moves she busts out on the stage? She’s a natural performer, and she has definitely grown on me throughout this competition.
Vonzell for the next American Idol!